u ever wish someone would just come into your room and stab you 23 times in the face
the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
Remember when Dan got fired for calling in sick to go the Reading Festival?
And now he’s presenting it.
oh god feels
presenting with his best friend who he was probably still fangirling over when he got fired
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”